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Our "All I Want For Christmas Is You. Naked." Christmas Card, is a cheeky and funny way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours an...

Introducing the Andrew Tate Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card, a must-have item for anyone seeking a unique and cheeky way to celebra...

Introducing the Andrew Tate | Happy Birthday To A Top G Birthday Card - the ultimate weapon to make your Bugatti-obsessed Alpha feel like the true ...

Get ready to show your love for your top G with the Andrew Tate | Happy V'Day To A Top G Valentines Card! This card is not just any ordinary card -...

The Andrew Tate "What Colour's Your Xmas Tree" Christmas Card is the perfect way to spread holiday cheer to your favourite Alpha.

Send a funny card with the Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card,  the perfect way to add a touch of humour and personality to...

Introducing the Andrew Tate "You're My Favourite Female" Valentine's Card, a charming way to express your adoration for that special woman in your ...

Introducing the "Another Year Closer To Buying A Stairlift" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birth...

Introducing the Another Year Closer To Death Birthday Card! This hilarious and brutally honest card is perfect for those who appreciate a blunt sen...

Break up with traditional love cards and try something new with our Anti Love Hearts Breakup Card. Perfect for those who don't take love too seriou...

Introducing our stunning Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Aquarius sun sign with this brutally hones...

This brutally honest, yet funny Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card is the perfect choice to celebrate the birthday of your Aries friends or loved o...

Channel your inner Martha with this on-trend birthday card!

(X1) bag of 12 dicks.  Approx 80g of wax in each bag   

You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

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Introducing our Bit Of Card Birthday Card, the perfect way to send your birthday wishes. While tradition dictates sending a simple folded card, we ...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

Relax and smile with this happy scent of warming amber and therapeutic siam wood, fused together by refreshing linden blossom and calm joyful calen...

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Introducing the Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate the unique, hilarious astrological qualities of your loved ones born under the Cance...