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  • 4 Out Of 5 People Get Money Christmas Card

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    Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

  • All I Want For Christmas Is Money Christmas Card

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    Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

  • Andrew Tate | What Colour's Your Xmas Tree Christmas Card

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    The Andrew Tate "What Colour's Your Xmas Tree" Christmas Card is the perfect way to spread holiday cheer to your favourite Alpha.

  • Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card

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    Send a funny card with the Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card,  the perfect way to add a touch of humour and personality to...

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  • Another Year Closer To Buying A Stairlift Birthday Card

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    Introducing the "Another Year Closer To Buying A Stairlift" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birth...

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  • Another Year Closer To Death Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Another Year Closer To Death Birthday Card! This hilarious and brutally honest card is perfect for those who appreciate a blunt sen...

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  • Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Aquarius sun sign with this brutally hones...

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  • Aren't You A Jolly Little Fucker Christmas Card

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    Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

  • Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    This brutally honest, yet funny Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card is the perfect choice to celebrate the birthday of your Aries friends or loved o...

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  • Baby Reindeer | Happy Birthday From Your Fave Stalker Birthday Card

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    Channel your inner Martha with this on-trend birthday card!

  • Bah Fucking Humbug Christmas Card

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    You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

  • Bit Of Card Birthday Card

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    Introducing our Bit Of Card Birthday Card, the perfect way to send your birthday wishes. While tradition dictates sending a simple folded card, we ...

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  • Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card

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    Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

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  • Bitches Get Stitches | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Introducing our bold and edgy "Bitches Get Stitches | Bad Santa Christmas Card" that is sure to leave a lasting impression this holiday season. Des...

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  • Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate the unique, hilarious astrological qualities of your loved ones born under the Cance...

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  • Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

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  • Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card

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    Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!

  • Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Christmas Card

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      Prevent a festive fist fight with our one-of-a-kind "Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Christmas Card"! Get merry and bypass the boring traditio...

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  • Don’t Sit On The Shopping Centre Santa’s Knee Christmas Card

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    Have a mate that just can’t control themselves? This hilarious Christmas card is for them.

  • Enjoy Pretending To Like Your Fuckwit Family Christmas Card

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    Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • Even Twats Deserve A Christmas Card

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    We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Brother Like Me Christmas Card

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    Wrap up this Christmas with our "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Brother Like Me" card - packed with bright hues and a hint of sass. Sho...

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  • Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Sister Like Me Christmas Card

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    Introducing our "Everyday Is Like Christmas When You Have A Sister Like Me" Christmas Card - the ultimate expression of love and sarcasm for your f...

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  • Festive As Fuck Christmas Card

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    The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!