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Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

Say what you mean this Christmas, if you don’t ask, you don’t get!

The Andrew Tate "What Colour's Your Xmas Tree" Christmas Card is the perfect way to spread holiday cheer to your favourite Alpha.

Send a funny card with the Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card,  the perfect way to add a touch of humour and personality to...

Introducing the "Another Year Closer To Buying A Stairlift" Birthday Card, a delightful and hilarious way to celebrate that special someone's birth...

Introducing the Another Year Closer To Death Birthday Card! This hilarious and brutally honest card is perfect for those who appreciate a blunt sen...

Introducing our stunning Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Aquarius sun sign with this brutally hones...

Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

This brutally honest, yet funny Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card is the perfect choice to celebrate the birthday of your Aries friends or loved o...

Channel your inner Martha with this on-trend birthday card!

(X1) bag of 12 dicks.  Approx 80g of wax in each bag   

You're a real life Scrooge, y'know? Try lighten up a little, or Baby Jesus will come and get you.

(X2) bee shaped wax melts per pack Approx 17g per pack

Introducing our Bit Of Card Birthday Card, the perfect way to send your birthday wishes. While tradition dictates sending a simple folded card, we ...

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Introducing our bold and edgy "Bitches Get Stitches | Bad Santa Christmas Card" that is sure to leave a lasting impression this holiday season. Des...

Relax and smile with this happy scent of warming amber and therapeutic siam wood, fused together by refreshing linden blossom and calm joyful calen...

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Introducing the Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate the unique, hilarious astrological qualities of your loved ones born under the Cance...

Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

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Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!

  Prevent a festive fist fight with our one-of-a-kind "Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Christmas Card"! Get merry and bypass the boring traditio...

This funny sarcastic mug makes the perfect gift for all occasions, or even a cheeky gift for yourself. Printed using high quality sublimated inks ...