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Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

Get into the holiday spirit with our Tis The Season To Be An Alcoholic Christmas Card. Designed to add a touch of humour and colour to your festive...

Get into the Christmas spirit with our Tis The Season To Get Bevved Christmas Card. This vibrant and witty card is the perfect way to show your lov...

This card is one way to let everyone know you'll be on a one month bender through December!

Introducing our "Tis The Season To Get Lit" Christmas Card! This vibrant and delightfully sarcastic card is the perfect way to show your loved ones...

Vibrant and vivacious, our "To Do Eat Drink, Be Merry Christmas Card" is here to add a touch of tongue-in-cheek holiday hilarity to your greetings!...

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Introducing the "Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year" Christmas Card, a clever and light-hearted way to express some seasonal goodwill towar...

It's that time of year where everyone heads off to their smelly student accommodation. Let them know you're thinking of them as they eat beans on t...

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Introducing our Virgo Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious and brutal way to celebrate the special Virgo in your life!

Suggested gift: a bucket and a mop for your friend’s WAP.   

This classic combination of Raspberry and White Chocolate Brownies, is truly a match made in heaven! Finished with the finest ingredients to creat...

Say hello to our "Wishing You An Adequate Christmas Card" - perfect for adding a pinch of humour and sarcasm to yuletide wishes. Rocking dazzling c...

Indulge in a unique and luxurious experience with the Lindt Lindor & Yankee Candle Signature Chocolate Hamper With Ivory Roses. This exquisite ...

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

Especially if you squint really hard and tilt your head to the left….  

So many heartfelt cards out there, none really say it quite like this.

Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!

Say what you mean, and mean what you say 🤷‍♀️