Offensive Cards

Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

Cheer on your special someone with the You Fucking Did It Congrats Card! Easier than a breeze, it's a blast!

Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

Introducing the Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious way to celebrate your loved one's special day in style.

Say what you really think with the Most Expensive Shag Ever Baby Girl Card!  

Share your true feelings with the Most Expensive Shag Ever New Baby Boy Card! (What better way to welcome a little dude to the world?)  

Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

Introducing our funny "I've Got A Sackload For You" Bad Santa Christmas Card, the perfect way to spread some mischievous holiday cheer!

Say hello to our laugh-out-loud, "I've Seen Your Instagram | Bad Santa Christmas Card" and let our fellow Insta-hoes know you love them just the wa...

Introducing the "I Don't Believe In you Either, Cunt" Bad Santa Christmas Card, a perfectly hilarious and NFSW way to spread some holiday cheer! Me...

We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

Let him know he's going to get lucky (despite no real gift). with the ultimate Valentine's or anniversary card that is sure to make a bold statemen...

Introducing our bold and edgy "Bitches Get Stitches | Bad Santa Christmas Card" that is sure to leave a lasting impression this holiday season. Des...

Our "All I Want For Christmas Is You. Naked." Christmas Card, is a cheeky and funny way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours an...

Introducing the Cancer Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate the unique, hilarious astrological qualities of your loved ones born under the Cance...

Introducing our stunning Aquarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Aquarius sun sign with this brutally hones...

This brutally honest, yet funny Aries Boho Astrology Birthday Card is the perfect choice to celebrate the birthday of your Aries friends or loved o...