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Celebrate their 30th birthday in style with our Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! This adorable card is the perfect way to honour thi...

Treat your #1 Human Bean to an unforgettable 40th with this jazzy birthday card!

Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

Dazzle your boo this year with the Harry Styles "Just Let Me Adore You" Valentine's or anniversary card - a stylish way to say "I love you!"

Surprise your special someone with this "Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough!" Card. An ode to your relationship, this vivacious and clever card ...

Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...

There's no better way to congratulate your mate on their new house than with this new home card that might get them thinking about that squeaky sta...

Introducing our brutally hilarious "I Bought This Card In The Hope You'd Get A Papercut" Christmas card! This funny and sarcastic card is a must-ha...

Introducing our "I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card" - a witty and heart warming way to celebrate your loved one's special day. This card is specif...

Introducing the sassiest Christmas card you'll ever come across - the "I Don't Believe In You Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card". This hilar...

Introducing the "I Don't Believe In you Either, Cunt" Bad Santa Christmas Card, a perfectly hilarious and NFSW way to spread some holiday cheer! Me...

Introducing our "I Hope You Don't Expect A Present Birthday Card" - the perfect way to keep it real and inject some honesty into any birthday celeb...

Introducing the "I Hope You Get A Papercut Birthday Card," a perfect choice to pleasantly surprise your frenemies on their special day. Designed sp...

Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

Introducing our charming "I Like Who You Are" Valentines Card, the perfect way to simply express your admiration and affection to that special some...

Looking for a heartfelt Valentine's Day or anniversary card that truly expresses what you really think? Look no further than the "I Like You Way Mo...

Introducing our "I Like Your Balls" Christmas Card, a cheeky and hilarious way to spread the holiday joy! Designed with vibrant colours and a touch...

Looking for a one-of-a-kind Valentine's Day or anniversary card that truly expresses your love? Look no further than our "I Love You Like A Back Al...