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  • Enjoy Pretending To Like Your Fuckwit Family Christmas Card

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    Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • Even Twats Deserve A Christmas Card

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    We all have that one person. Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

  • Festive As Fuck Christmas Card

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    The only person jollier than this recipient is the big man himself!

  • Freddie Mercury | Another Year Bites The Dust Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Freddie Mercury "Another Year Bites The Dust" Birthday Card, an absolute must-have for every die-hard Queen fan! Guaranteed to brin...

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  • Freddie Mercury | Love Of My Life <3 Card

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    Introducing the iconic Freddie Mercury | Love Of My Life Valentine's Day  or anniversary card, a must-have for any die-hard music lover and an extr...

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  • Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card

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    Yo-ho-ho, check out the Freddie Mercury | Santa Ooooh Christmas Card! Perfect for your mirthful festive season. (That's right. The one and only Fre...

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  • Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our scarily accurate Gemini Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Gemini sun sign with this hilarious ...

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  • Gizza Blowie? Valentines Card

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    Get straight to the point with the Gizza Blowie? Valentine's Card. No more beating around the bush - this card says what you really mean, in a play...

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  • Good Luck You Clever Little Fucker Card

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    Is someone you know heading to uni? Got a promotion? If so, they'll need this sweary good luck card... and copious amounts of luck on their side.  

  • Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card

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    Celebrate their 30th birthday in style with our Happy 30th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! This adorable card is the perfect way to honour thi...

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  • Happy 40th To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card

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    Treat your #1 Human Bean to an unforgettable 40th with this jazzy birthday card!

  • Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Birthday Card

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    Send an unforgettable birthday card with this hilarious Happy Birthday Mother Puffer Card! Its funny puffer fish design and clever punchline will m...

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  • Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card

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    Celebrate your favourite human bean's special day with the Happy Birthday To My Fave Human Bean Birthday Card! 

  • Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card

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    Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

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  • Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card

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    Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

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  • Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines Card

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    Celebrate love and make your favourite human bean feel special this Valentine's Day with our Happy Valentines To My Favourite Human Bean Valentines...

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  • Harry Styles | Just Let Me Adore You Card

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    Dazzle your boo this year with the Harry Styles "Just Let Me Adore You" Valentine's or anniversary card - a stylish way to say "I love you!"

  • Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough Card

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    Surprise your special someone with this "Having Me In Your Life Is Gift Enough!" Card. An ode to your relationship, this vivacious and clever card ...

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  • Ho Ho Holy Shit, It's Christmas Card

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    Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...

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  • HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker | Bad Santa Christmas Card

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    Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

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  • Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone Christmas Card

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    Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...

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  • I Bet Your Birthday Doesn't Suck As Much As I'm Gonna Birthday Card

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    Introducing the hilariously cheeky "I Bet Your Birthday Doesn't Suck As Much As I'm Gonna" Birthday Card! Light-hearted and sure to get a laugh, th...

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  • I Bought This Card In The Hope You'd Get A Papercut Christmas Card

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    Introducing our brutally hilarious "I Bought This Card In The Hope You'd Get A Papercut" Christmas card! This funny and sarcastic card is a must-ha...

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  • I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card

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    Introducing our "I Didn't Forget Your Birthday Card" - a witty and heart warming way to celebrate your loved one's special day. This card is specif...

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