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Discover our daring collection of offensive funny cards designed to push the envelope and bring a smile!
  • Andrew Tate | Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Andrew Tate Birthday Presents Are For Pussies Birthday Card, a must-have item for anyone seeking a unique and cheeky way to celebra...

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  • Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card

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    Introducing our Happy Birthday Ya Big Nonce Birthday Card! This one-of-a-kind card is guaranteed to make the recipient smile, whether they have a u...

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  • There's No One Else I'd Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck Beside Me Card

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    This says it all really. No one likes a snorer, but send this card to the noisy fucker you can’t live without.

  • Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate a special milestone with our Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and stylish card is perfect for someone who is embracing...

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  • I Hope Your Birthday Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone Birthday Card

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    Looking for a birthday card that expresses your frustration with a friend who never answers their phone? Look no further than our "I Hope Your Birt...

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  • Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate the fabulousness of turning sixty with our Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and cheeky card is perfect for those who w...

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  • In Dog Years, You’re Dead Birthday Card

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    Introducing the In Dog Years, You're Dead Birthday Card! Celebrate birthdays in a hilarious and brutal way with this eye-catching birthday card.

  • It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card

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    Make birthdays even more fun with this hilarious "It's A Good Time To Start Lying About Your Age" birthday card! Perfect for those who want to stay...

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  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Husband

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     Surprising your Husband with thoughtfulness is a cinch with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • You're A Disappointment Birthday Card

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    Say 'happy birthday' with a laugh! Introducing the "You're A Disappointment" Birthday Card, a brutal & funny way to commemorate somebody's big ...

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  • Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate a monumental milestone with our Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for anyone turning the big...

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  • Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card

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    Celebrate their fabulousness of turning forty with our Forty and Fucking Fabulous Birthday Card! This bold and sassy card is perfect for sending bi...

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  • Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card

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    Celebrate the special occasion with a touch of humour using our Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat Birthday Card! Perfect for those beloved grumpy ...

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  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Wife

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    Showing your Wife how much you care is a breeze with the To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Girlfriend

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    Making it easy to express your feelings towards your GF, get To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card │ Boyfriend

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    Surprise your S.O. with an unforgettably funny card straight from the heart - To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card!  

  • To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card

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    Shower your amigo with love and get 'em the funny To Do: Buy That Moron A Birthday Card! It'll show 'em you care like a breeze!  

  • Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Scorpio Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Scorpio sun sign with this hilariously brut...

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  • Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing the Taurus Boho Astrology Birthday Card, a hilarious way to celebrate your loved one's special day in style.

  • Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Libra Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Libra sun sign with this hilarious and scaril...

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  • Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Sagittarius Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Sagittarius sun sign with this hilariou...

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  • Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card

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    Let this Personalised 5 Star Review Birthday Card be a symbol of your gratitude and adoration, while allowing you to demonstrate your own wit. Whet...

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  • Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card

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    We keep it simple with this Blow Me, Bitch Birthday Card. This hilariously punny card is guaranteed to get a laugh on their special day.  

  • Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card

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    Introducing our stunning Capricorn Boho Astrology Birthday Card! Celebrate someone special born under the Capricorn sun sign with this hilarious an...

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