Offensive Cards

Introducing our hilariously blunt "Hope Your Christmas Isn't As Shit As You Are At Answering Your Phone" Christmas card! If you're tired of sending...

Introducing the Lay Off The Cocaine | Bad Santa Christmas Card! Spice up your holiday greetings with this offensive and hilarious card that is sure...

Introducing our hilarious and cheeky "I Think You're A Wanker, But Mum Said I Have To Get You A Card Anyway Christmas Card." This colourful and sar...

Make a statement with our Deck The Halls And Fuck The Tories Christmas Card -- a bashfully rebellious way to wish folks good cheer!

Send a funny card with the Andrew Tate | Xmas Presents Are For Pussies Christmas Card,  the perfect way to add a touch of humour and personality to...

Say hello to our Merry Christmas And All That Stuff Christmas Card - a great way to add some holiday hilarity to your greetings! Crafted with a sas...

So many heartfelt cards out there, none really say it quite like this.

Introducing the "Try Not To Get As Fat As You Did Last Year" Christmas Card, a clever and light-hearted way to express some seasonal goodwill towar...

Introducing our hilariously sassy and vibrant Christmas card collection, designed to inject some much-needed sass into your holiday greetings. We u...

Introducing our Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas Card! Add some sass and festive cheer to the holidays with our vibrant and snarky Christmas card sel...

Name a worse present,I'll wait...

Introducing our witty and colorful Merry Christmas, You Big Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card! This funny and sardonic card is the ideal way to demonstrate t...

Introducing the Santa Hates Little Bitches Christmas Card, a hilarious way to spread some festive cheer! Send it to your kids if you want Social Se...

Introducing the sassiest Christmas card you'll ever come across - the "I Don't Believe In You Either, Bitch | Bad Santa Christmas Card". This hilar...

Introducing the hilarious HoHoHoly Shit, You're A Wanker Bad Santa Card! A perfect pick for spreading some festive fun and laughter this holiday se...

Get in the festive spirit with our hilarious Christmas Is Coming, And You Will Be Too Christmas Card! This colourful and sarcastic card is the perf...

Let's not get their hopes up unnecessarily, tell them in advance they're getting fuck all.

Is this a universal experience? Send a card that really shows the reality of this magical season.

Send this to the one that had their Christmas tree up in November!

No one ever keeps these things anyway…do they?

Show your Dad how much you care this Christmas, along with a pair or Primarni socks.

Introducing our sassy and wallet-friendly Bitch, I'm On A Budget Christmas Card! Spread some festive cheer with this vibrant and sarcastic card tha...

Keep it clear, keep it concise!

One for the Dads, them men who literally have everything!